Man used massage gun on his tired eyeballs. It went as well as you'd expect.
He had retinal tears and bruises from squishing his eyeballs with the gun.
What happened?
He had retinal tears and bruises from squishing his eyeballs with the gun.
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He had retinal tears and bruises from squishing his eyeballs with the gun.
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